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Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda

  • (Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
  • Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
  • Gwapo: Ako po?
  • Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
  • (Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
  • Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
  • Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
  • (Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
  • Vice: Manong bayad po.
  • Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
  • Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
  • (Bababa na sya)
  • Vice: Manong, para.
  • Manong1: Bababa ka na?
  • Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
  • (2nd attempt)
  • Vice: Para ho.
  • Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
  • Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
  • (Binaba siya sa gitna)
  • Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
  • Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
  • Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
Via MIKAELAmusikera ♫

Pencil and Eraser.

  • Pencil: You know, I'm really sorry.
  • Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
  • Pencil: I'm sorry, 'cause you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
  • Eraser: That's true, but I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad :)
Via MIKAELAmusikera ♫
saystupidshit:

disturbedlightning:

amplifiedwhispers:

nfwmybackhurts:

heckyeahawesome:

vanillapastels:

kiaralovesmonsters:

ilabnela:

FYI!



saystupidshit:

appleapolapowl:

i h a t e this scene :’(

awch. pero atlis cnabi agad pra hndi umasa c trish :|


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